plot twist: Drake steps back during his performance and opens his arms to invite three boys from backstage. Out step Adamo Ruggiero, Shane Kippel, and Jake Epstein. It is a Downtown Sasquatch reunion. The fangirls go wild.
lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”
Friends who bring up embarrassing things you did a long time ago
swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american