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Jokesters NOT Hipsters

algebratwo:

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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carriesfirstperiod:

going back to school after break like

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allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run